squiggly line

oh squiggly line in my eye fluid
i see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision
but when i try to look at you, you scurry away
are you shy squiggly line?
why only when i ignore you do you return to the centre of my eye?
oh squiggly line, it's alright
you are forgiven.

-stewie griffin, family guy-

i find this highly hilarious. maybe it's one of those you-have-to-see-it moments so i found the clip for those interested.