erm... could you please repeat that?

i have been a yahoo! answers user for like what... about 3 months now? and i am still amazed at the asinine, weird and downright ridiculous questions that are put up. here are 15 that i found while just skimming through the website.

question 1:(the creep)
i have recently found out that i get really turned on when looking at women's pits. am i weird?

question 2:(the one with way too much time)
is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

question 3:(the retard)
i dropped something really important into the toilet, can you help me fish it out?

question 4: (to be honest, i just plain dont get this)
if i were the husband of mother earth, would you love her more?

question 5:(the frat boy)
do you lift your right butt cheek when you fart?

question 6:(the one who really doesnt want to say i do)
is it bad form to ask my mother-in-law how much she weighs?

question 7:(the sexual idiot)
my penis is hard. advise.

question 8:(the one who is really bored)
has anyone taken a bath in a giant martini glass?

question 9:(the drunk)
omfg. i just walked on water. can you?
to which someone replied:
has someone been sniffing glue again?

question 10:(best friends with person who asked question 12)
i got my period today and i think i'm sick because it smells and tastes different today. should i see a doctor?

question 11:(the impulse buyer)
help! i just bought paris hilton's new album. how can i get my 15 bucks back?

question 12:(best friends with person who asked question 10)
maggots are getting in my pussy. how long do i have till they eat me all the way to my pelvic bone?

question 13:(??)
rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

question 14:(the suicide blonde)
my brain has exploded and it's now leaking out of my ear. how do i stop this?

question 15:(the practical pervert)
if i go to a nude beach, what are the rules on boners?