holiday woes:

you know it's christmas when the guy next to you is whistling 'o holy night' as he takes a leaks.

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scene - on the train looking out at the platform of city hall.

kit: if there was a train at the other side, people would be dashing for it.
me: (some agreeable comment)
kit: if it were snowing, they'd be dashing through the snow! (laughs)
me: !!!