went out with sis and bro to the mall for dinner today and we bought ondeh-ondeh on the way back.

yup. its those delicious green balls, coated with coconut flakes thing and filled to perfection with gula melaka, just like testicles with them good ol' sperms (no i couldnt resist).

it was my bro's first time eating them and i explained to him how to eat it properly. how not to take a nibble at it but to put the whole thing in his mouth because the gula melaka will just spill everywhere and stuff like that. i know its not rocket science to actually eat one of these delights but hey, it can be potenially dangerous as you will soon find out.

after the (pathetic) tutorial, i popped one into the nervous little boy's mouth. unfortunately, i forgot the part on closing your mouth when chewing. he chewed it like how you would a hot fishball, with your mouth half open. dont ask me why, maybe its a ten year old thing.

anyway, the ondeh-ondeh was really filled with the brown liquid and with that half opened mouth... lets just say it was a spitting image of the merlion.

it was beyond hilarious.