Pop in a Quarter, Knock Yourself Out

Breathe in, Read, Breathe out.

June 19, 2005

tired of worrying about choking or having a heart attack and eventually kicking the bucket?

well worry no more because k.i.s.h.a.n. version 2.0 is finally here.

yes folks, not only does it still have the fantastic and lovable characteristics of the original k.i.s.h.a.n., version 2.0 is fully certified to do c.p.r.!

you heard right; c.p.r., the kiss of life that can give you a chance at survival.

now you dont have to worry about anything anymore.

so go ahead and swallow that fishball whole and yes, you can clog your arteries full of fats beacause when you choke or buckle over due to the excrutiating pain of that eventual heart attack, you can count on k.i.s.h.a.n. version 2.0 to be there and try his darndest.

k.i.s.h.a.n. 2.0, the kiss you'll just die to have!


c.p.r. capability is valid for 3 years.
victim sold separately.
 
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