my family's loony.

says my sis after supper:

sis: why do you wanna go home? we're going to the supermarket. we can buy things. it'll be fun.
me: (looked and her, sniggered) you're well on your way.

mum on the year 2003 and her concept of time:

mum: 2003? wah, thats so long ago.
me: (looked at her to check if she was joking. she was not.)