just some stuff i came across while surfing.


don't act blur during a blackout! here's a list of activities to indulge in when being kept in the dark...

1. first, take off your sunglasses.

2. be subversive: leave the office without swiping out.

3. finally! walk around naked in your own flat without being worried about kaypoh neighbours reporting you to the police.

4. shout loudly out the window so everyone can hear, "and unless you pay me two million dollars, I wont bring back the sun!"

5. use flashlights to send morse code signals to the flat across from you.

6. use flashlights to have low budget lightsabre battles with your family.

7. actually have a conversation with your family instead of just smsing them.

8. pick your nose and flick the boogers wherever you like.

9. hide in the corridor and make lots of ghostly moaning, groaning and 'woooooo' sounds.

10. endure grandpa gloatingly tell you how this sort of thing used to happen all the time back in the old days and how pampered you 'chewren' are 'nowsaday'?

11. make love to an ugly person.

12. continue doing assessment books by candlelight. what, you think blackout only, no need to study, ah?

13. engage in 'multi-level' marketing: go from floor to floor selling candles and flashlights to desperate neighbours.

14. fold sheets of paper into fans and start selling them to the air-con addicts in your estate.

15. wonder whether minister homes also kena this sort of thing.

16. blame the gahmen.

17. organize stevie wonder singalong sessions.

18. faster eat all the ice-cream in your freezer before it melts.

19. also better faster drink all the beer in your fridge before it gets warm.

20. after that, find a comfy place to stage a personal 'blackout' of your own.


courtesy of talkingcock.com