i'm finally gonna open the vodka bottle i got for my birthday present from cassie and the lot.
i've got the recipes of some cocktails that i'm ready to intoxicate myself with.
in class today, jeremy and i came up with recipes of our own concoction.
this is what i conjured.

1 part vermouth
3 part absinthe
5 part gin
7 part vodka
9 part tequila
a dash of mint (for fun)

i call it:

kidney failure